Xena/Gabrielle, Rizzles, & Brittana, oh my!

Expect little more than fangirl ramblings and findings.

I went to a Gamestop to turn in a Playstation 2 slim that I had put towards a full preorder of Bayonetta for my brother to go with the 360 I bought him.

I noticed this raggedy looking kid that was poking around, looking real excited, and he turns to his mom, who’s wearing a grey sweatshirt with cigarette burns and grey sweatpants, obviously super poor. The kid goes “Oh wow, mom, look how cool this one looks!” and he picks up a copy of Gitaroo Man, for the PS2. I was pretty impressed, because that’s probably my second favorite game of all time.

His mom says, pretty gruffly, “That don’t look like it’ll fit in your Gameboy. That’s what we came here to get.” I guess they were Christmas shopping early. It made me kinda sad because the kid looked to be maybe 9 or 10, and he didn’t believe in Santa anymore. The kid looked kinda sad and put it back, then started staring at which GBA game he wanted.

I’ve been pretty depressed for the last couple weeks, but I was kinda happy that this was something I could do something about. So, I did. I turned around and bought the copy of Gitaroo Man, Metal Gear Solid 3 and Gungrave: Overdose (some of my favorite games) then I handed him the bag full of everything, the PS2, the two controllers I had with it and the games. He looked at me and asked why I did and told him, “Because Santa sent me.” And then I looked up at his mom and his mom was crying, and that made me cry, and I left Gamestop a blubbering mess.

Felt fucking great, man.

(—— A Really Awesome Person (via vaati)

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fuckyeahsexeducation:

becauseiamawoman:

uncutting:

lizardtakesflight:

Warning: biologically accurate illustrations

I’ll admit the hymen is one aspect of the vulva’s anatomy I was never very familiar with, but I found this to be a very interesting read.

Super informative!

Please guys, if you still think the hymen is this barrier in the vagina that breaks with your first intercourse. Please read this, because you are sadly mistaken.

See, this is why people shouldn’t make assumptions.  Just because we “know” something doesn’t mean we actually KNOW something.  Don’t take other people’s word for it, do your research! 

(via hungturtle)


verycunninglinguist:

thefreckledspectacle:

johngreenismypatronus:

abqmichelle:

carnivaloftherandom:

auto-reblog because I am a giant nerd. I reallyreally want the Ambiguity one. 

I NEED the hyperbole one! If I don’t find it, I will just DIE! ;-)

LOVELY

I’ll take a tshirt of each, size XL, thank you.

These are the absolute best things.

OMFG I NEED ALL OF THESE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!111

(Source: an-editors-eye)


mols:

I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.

(via hungturtle)


Oh, okay then.  If you insist.  Who can resist the demands of the dirty dice? 
Oh, I should point out, this is more likely to come true if you’re a girl…  Just sayin… 

Oh, okay then.  If you insist.  Who can resist the demands of the dirty dice? 

Oh, I should point out, this is more likely to come true if you’re a girl…  Just sayin… 

(via jujujell)


ikenbot:

Why Don’t We See White Holes In Space?
Science fiction fans love the possibility of other universes, even more so contemplating the possibility of being able to travel between them through exotic configurations of spacetime, notably wormholes, which are pretty much just black holes with an opening poking through the singularity.
Less well known is the equally exotic (and purely hypothetical) possibility of “white holes:”  the opposite of black holes. Whereas matter and light can fall into a black hole and never escape, white holes would emit light and matter but wouldn’t take anything in, for example.
But while we see evidence for black holes in space, thus far there hasn’t been any observational evidence of white holes. Now a physicist at the University of Oregon in Eugene thinks he might be able to explain why.
Here’s the standard analogy for the formation of a wormhole: Picture a bed sheet stretched taut. Place a large bowling ball in the center of the sheet, and the sheet will bend inward in response, creating a gravitational pull.
Now imagine that the bowling ball is being squeezed, so that the same amount of mass must fit into a smaller and smaller space. The ball will become denser and denser as it becomes smaller and smaller. This causes the sheet to dip lower and lower, until finally the ball has been squeezed down to the size of a pinhead.
At that point, its density becomes so great and the gravitational force so strong that it pokes a small hole in the center of the sheet. That’s what would happen if a wormhole formed at the center of a black hole.
But what lies on the other side?
Always a stickler for symmetry in his equations, Einstein hypothesized that a “mirror universe” must exist on the other side: a “white hole.”
Read on..

Science is so fucking sexy; I can’t even. 

ikenbot:

Why Don’t We See White Holes In Space?

Science fiction fans love the possibility of other universes, even more so contemplating the possibility of being able to travel between them through exotic configurations of spacetime, notably wormholes, which are pretty much just black holes with an opening poking through the singularity.

Less well known is the equally exotic (and purely hypothetical) possibility of “white holes:” the opposite of black holes. Whereas matter and light can fall into a black hole and never escape, white holes would emit light and matter but wouldn’t take anything in, for example.

But while we see evidence for black holes in space, thus far there hasn’t been any observational evidence of white holes. Now a physicist at the University of Oregon in Eugene thinks he might be able to explain why.

Here’s the standard analogy for the formation of a wormhole: Picture a bed sheet stretched taut. Place a large bowling ball in the center of the sheet, and the sheet will bend inward in response, creating a gravitational pull.

Now imagine that the bowling ball is being squeezed, so that the same amount of mass must fit into a smaller and smaller space. The ball will become denser and denser as it becomes smaller and smaller. This causes the sheet to dip lower and lower, until finally the ball has been squeezed down to the size of a pinhead.

At that point, its density becomes so great and the gravitational force so strong that it pokes a small hole in the center of the sheet. That’s what would happen if a wormhole formed at the center of a black hole.

But what lies on the other side?

Always a stickler for symmetry in his equations, Einstein hypothesized that a “mirror universe” must exist on the other side: a “white hole.”

Read on..

Science is so fucking sexy; I can’t even. 

(via verycunninglinguist)


lavenderbrunette:

canadian-lofty:

trippmgmt:

concept-k-i-c-k:

animalityopera:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t chew my food. 

i just spit everywhere

i lost it at 1:14

I just yelled out OH MY FUCK

I regret nothing and this is gold. 

“I have magic rubber fingers that get deep into your hairy crack.”

omfg i almost died lol

(via hungturtle)


❝I dove beneath her wetness, her fragrance, the silky insistence of her body’s rhythms illuminating my own hungers. We rode each other’s need. Her body answered the quest of my fingers my tongue my desire to know a woman, again and again, until she arced like a rainbow, and shaken, I slid back though our heat, coming to rest upon her thighs. I surfaced dizzy and blessed with her rich myrrh-taste in my mouth, in my throat, smeared over my face, and the loosening grip of her hands in my hair and the wordless sounds of her satisfaction lulling me like a song.❞
(—— Audre Lorde in Zami: A New Spelling of My Name (via verycunninglinguist)

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jae-la-soul:

ventilated:

i actually slapped my own face.

HOLY SHIT.

O_O well damn

Holy Fucking Shit.  I need this stuff.  My room is tiny!!!!

(Source: thisiwant, via hungturtle)


God is totally the best artist ever.  How amazing is that??? 

God is totally the best artist ever.  How amazing is that??? 

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I know I could use to be reminded of this a bit more often. :)  All the negative stuff just needs to go away; I don’t believe it.  I won’t believe it. 

I know I could use to be reminded of this a bit more often. :)  All the negative stuff just needs to go away; I don’t believe it.  I won’t believe it. 

(Source: bmcay, via jujujell)



50 Favorite Films In Gifs - The Fifth Element (1997)

I don’t know love. I was built to protect, not to love. So there is no use for me other than this.

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